TOP: real v. BOTTOM: ideal

06/26/2006
Here he comes!

Here comes our classic hero. Origami-Man...
He used to be one of the most popular
super hero back in "Kobun" era*!

The card attached on the left is a very rare osekihan trading card!
Print it out and paste it on the Mint cardboad! Great addition to your collection!

DO NOT SALE IT THROUGH EBAY or DO NOT TRADE IT WITH ICHIRO BASEBALL CARD (you will be fucked up!)


06/20/2006
I should know my friend more.

I heard rumor, If you were lucky enough to be in NYC during the Halloween season 2005, you could see the freaky alter ego of Yoshi.
Unfortunately, I (Khalnaayak) was not there, so I asked Yoshi about his secret identity over the yahoo messenger.

A few minutes after quiet moment, he sent me a picture (see the left).
His name is Origami-man, the infamous & unimportant!

No explanation was attached on the picture except the scratchy red letter on the right edge. It is saying "I'm sorry" in very polite way in Japanese.
Do not worry Yoshi. We do not blame your mother for letting you walking among us. (Actual "photo" picture of Yoshi as Origami-man should be coming up here soon!)

06/19/2006
Thanks for visiting our site!

Hello, guys this is khalnaayak.
Today, We have to celebrate two days old anniversary of this web-site!
Well, the party-meal should be Osekihan!

Osekhan (red-rice, literary) may not sound familiar to non-yellow monkeys or non-Japanese people.
It is steamed rice mixed with reddish azuki-beans. Look at the picture.

I hate it (Yoshi may love it) because the rice is romantic pink and bean is mean.

Anyway, I (Khalnaayak) and Yoshi gave the rice for our web-site's name because Osekihan is very special meal.
For good example, if you were a girl at the time of the first menstruation, your family would cook Osekihan and give it to neighborhood. Be careful girls, the nymphomaniac uncle next door knows you are a ready lady!

OK, Osekihan is the meal for the rite of passage.
Right now, we are scums of the earth but dreaming to be someone within years. Until then, we have to pass tests from you guys.

Once again, your word is our rite of passage.

06/16/2006
Finally, our brand new web-site is visible!

Hi, this is Khalnaayak, the creator of "Banana Mara."
We hope you have enjoyed watching our classic sexual exploitation.
Please give us your comment on our message board or e-mail us for direct answer.

Your word is our rite of passage.

As we have announced in youtube.com, we need nice BGM for the film.
If you have one, please let us know.

This is it for today.
oh, I forgot to tell you one thing. Please do not make fun of our English.

(C)osekihan/2004-2006